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The different types of Fanpeople
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Today’s post is about the different types of fanpeople.. I look terrible so sorry.
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Rants for Days XD
Lets just begin with the simple fact that this guy said “Demon scum Anti-Christ.”
But anyway…Today’s post is all about rants (I might include one of my own ;])
What is a rant? A rant is To speak aggressively about something. or to take your own tangent about a subject and talk for a long time in a passionate manner.
Steps for a successful rant:
- Write when you are fired up
- Keep your emotions in check
- Stay on your point
- Use tons of creative/made up adjectives
- Have fun!
- Publish
And now for my rant on a very popular topic these days: The illuminati government.
So I have cone to the conclusion that the United States government is the illuminati. First, as i’ve pointed out before, illuminati backwards .net goes to the NSA website itanimulli.net
What is the illuminati? they are a “global elite” society that is either in control of the world or is seeking to take control of the world. they are a bunch of yeasty, demon befriending, beslubbering, gorbellied, loggerheaded, boil-brained pignuts. To think that they can control the world just sickens me. How can a group of paunchy, tickle-brained, beetle-headed maggots pies somehow take over a world full of people who aren’t going to fall for such fickle shenanigans .
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And there you have it people.
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Community Channel
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Hello fellow bloggers, and welcome to my blog for all those who happened to stumble upon my blog. If you haven’t already noticed, each time I do a blog post I usually has either a theme or a certain requirement I have to fulfill. This is only because this blog is a school assignment and I want an A. The challenge for this post is to use a comment on a previous post and base this post off of that comment… A while back, on my post KSI, my friend Peter ( view his blog @ acasualsaturdaymorning.wordpress.com) commented that I should watch some videos by the Community channel…. And here were are now.
OK…Sorry but I’m feeling really lazy today and I don’t feel like commenting on the videos so im just going to….ummm…some of my first world problems.
1) I hate it when you go into the shower and it’s too cold, then when you move the knob like less than an inch, Satan like pours out of the shower to kiss your back… I mean, can there be a way to directly change the temperature so I can get a toasty 81.2 degrees instead of a burning 81.5.
2) I cand stant it when teacher think that they can just decide when you leave their class. Like I have another class to get to and I dont want to be late! Teachers be like “The bell does not dissmiss you, I do”… then whats the point of the bell? And then those same teachers have the nerve to say that once the second bell rings, I’m late… like no.
Well thats it for now.. I’ll continue some other time but for now follow, like, and comment what first world problems you have. And dont forget to vote please.
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This is a commentary
So the challenge for this port was to use meaningful topic sentences. I mean, to be honest, thats kinda impossible because rarely put any types a thought into what I write on here mainly because I want the reader to enjoy the videos and have to worry about having to read some structured paragraphs to kill the vibe, but I want an A so deal with it..
So without further ado, i present to you… My VERY shitty paragraphs with half-assed topic sentences.
So I was inspired by these videos to write about things that piss me off as well.
Number 1
People who like to give ambuguous answers to simple question absolutly infuriate me. For one they dont do anythin for you or themselves. I mean maybe they want to avoid a long conersation, but if its a yes or no question just freakin answer it. GEEZZ. Get your life to together because its so scattered that you cant even give a straigt answer. Another defence might be that “I want you to solve your own probles'” or “I want to provoke your thinking”. Like where do you get your drugs?!?!?!? For example, I could ask someone if brown and yellow go together and they would say, “I dont know.. does it?”. Like listen beeotch, if I knew I wouldnt walk all the over here to ask you!
Number 2
I HATE “Story yeeters”. What these people are, are the people who start to tell you something, but then leave you hanging half way through saying,” I can’t tell you” or “never mind”. IF I WASN’T SUPPOSED TO FREAKING KNOW DONT SAY ANYTHING. For example a conversaton would go like this:
“Hey, this girl did something really bad to me.”
“Who”
“I cant tell you that”
“Then why would you bring it up you low ass, malnurished lookin, unibrow having, childish actin bastard!”
Well thats it for now.. I’ll continue some other time but for now follow, like, and comment what gets you mad. And dont forget to vote please.
The Interview
So the challenge for this post was to interview someone. I chose my best friend Deja-lee, who love YouTube just as much as I do.
Me: How do you feel about YouTube? Is it important to you?
Deja: It’s important to me because I get to watch what I want, when I want to. I like to see how people think and act, what people find funny or serious.
Me: In a week how much time do you think you spend on YouTube?
Deja: Everyday…for like 3 hours.
Me: WOW, you don’t have a life… but anyway… Who is your favorite youtuber and why?
Deja: I have like 3, BUT I’ll go with IIsuperwomanII. I like her because she’s funny, motivational, and pretty. AND she does the best collabs ever.
Me: What is your favorite video by IIsuperwomanII.
Deja: Umm…I think it would be…. OHOHOH!!! It would be her parents reacting to her Instagram pics.
Me: What would you do to meet her?
Deja: I would go to New York… She’ll most likely go there someday.
Me: Who is your second favorite youtuber and why?
Deja: Ok, my second favorite is NIgahiga. He is HILARIOUS! He makes the best puns ever, like his puns are SOOO clever. And he has cool conspiracies.
Me: YASSSSSSSSS(dies)
Me (after my fangirl heart attack):What is you favorite video by Nigahiga?
Deja: AHHH, I have so many. OHOHOH I know, I know.. How to sing like your favorite artist!
Me: My favorite is Is the Illuminati Real?
Me (once more): On a scale of 1-10, how funny are his videos?
Me: Who is your third favorite and why?
Deja: My third favorite would be cook1emonster. Cuz, she’s funny and a beauty girl, but she doesnt only do beauty. See does other videos, collabs, and some music videos. She’s pretty, and artistic, and creative.
Me: On a scale of 1-10, how funny are her videos
Deja: Ummm, 8!
Deja: 10!
Me: Thanks for talking today!
Deja: No probs!
Well thats all folks. No one voted on the last poll so please do.
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Niga Higa
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So this week, the challenge for this post is to change my tone. I usually write casually because this is a blog about funny videos after all. So I’m changing my tone to total fan girl (loads of CAPS). This can’t be too hard partly because I AM A FANGIRL EXTREME OF NIGAHIGA AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING.
Now on to you regularly scheduled blog post.
So very true. I live off the internet and I can only be homeless when the wifi is down. I experience all of these people on a regular basis. I can be the person to use “bruh” and other phrases, but it’s usually me who started them. For example, I STARTED THE HAND-HASHTAG THING AND NOW EVERYONE DOES IT… BRRRRUUUUUHHHHHHH. I absolutly hate trolls. They make me want to call up my epic fandom team(I’ll explain later) to kill them sometime.
Well can’t we all relate. I mean not the part about being a TOTAL WUSSY CAKE, but the fact that horror movies are actually really stupid when you think about it. One thing I love about Nigahiga is that we think alike. Everytime I watch a scary movie, my fangirl imagination sets off, causing Four, or Katniss to magically show up and murder everyone. I WOULD LOVE IF THAT REALLY HAPPEND, TOO.
Welp…… Where do I begin. I find this video VERY HILARIOS. But its sooooo weird and literal. I like that. The one with how to piss of a girl and a guy had me on the floor in a puddle of my own tears. I WAS DYING. If you died, too well then good job.
YESSSSSSS. THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO. I am one of the most conspiratorial you could ever possibly meet. My friends can tell you. I strongly believe that the American government is the illuminati. Think about it, the one dollar has a triangle with the eye plainly on the back. Did you know that if you fold a % dollar bill the right way, it shows the twin towers burning. Also if you type illuminati backwards into your browser and add .net, it will take you to the NSA website( itanimulli.net ) . This video shows another side of the illuminati. And guess which country America has been aiding the past few year… that’s right, ISRAEL.
This has become my motto now. It is absolutely true on many levels. The consequences are pretty ridiculous in this video but, thats none of my buisness doe.
Ok… well that’s it for now guys. Follow, like and comment. Also please, fill out the form.
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Superwoman
So, as you can tell, this post is about the all amazing Superwoman. I’m not going to comment on the videos today, but I am going to tell you what other people thought. But first, here is a brief biography of Superwoman:
The youtuber Superwoman A.K.A Lilly Singh. Not only is she a comedian, she is a motivational speaker, rapper, and actress.
She was born on September 26, 1988 in Scarborough, Toronto, Canada (She is currently 26). She went to college at York University, also in Canada.
In 2014 alone, she was nominated for 3 awards.
| Award | Category | Result | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2014 | Shorty Awards | Youtubestar | ||
| Streamy Awards | Best Original Soundtrack {for #LEH; shared with Humble The Poet) | |||
| Screenchart! Channel Awards | Best Female Performer |
Also, in 2014 she played in two movies: Gulaab Gang as Playback singer and cameo in song “Mauj Ki Malharein” and a girl named Lily in the Indo-Canadian movie “Dr. Cabbie”.
Lastly, she created a song called #Leh featuring Humble the Poet.
Ok… So I also took the liberty of asking some of my friends what the thought of superwoman. I asked both of them the same 3 questions:
- Why do you like llsuperwomanll?
- What is your favorite video?
- Describe her as a person, based on her videos.
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Now here are the responces I got.
Friend 1: C. J.
” I like superwoman because her videos are funny and relatable. My favorite video is “How I Clean My Room” and “My Parents React To___” videos. Superwoman is very fun and happy. She isn’t afraid to show her silly, fun side and she holds nothing back in her videos.
Friend 2: D. T.
“She is so funny and inspiring. My favorite video is her parents reacting to her Instagram Pictures. She is really pretty, so fun, and she likes to travel. Her videos are so awesome!”
I have to agree with both these answers because they are nothing short of the truth.
So what’s up, let’s be friends.
-llsuperwomanll
Ok… well that’s it for now guys. Follow, like and comment. Also please, fill out the form. I want to see how many people in my class looks at blogs.
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Swoozie
Hiyo! So this is my first Vlog (Y U do this Ms. Fortuna?) Its about Swoozie this week so enjoy, and Im really sorry because my hair is off-point (As usual)
And now me, Unfortunatly
Ok… well that’s it for now guys. Follow, like and comment. Also please, fill out the form. I want to see how many people in my class actually saw this post.
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