Rants for Days XD

Lets just begin with the simple fact that this guy said “Demon scum Anti-Christ.”

But anyway…Today’s post is all about rants (I might include one of my own ;])

What is a rant? A rant is To speak aggressively about something. or to take your own tangent about a subject and talk for a long time in a passionate manner.

Steps for a successful rant:

1. Write when you are fired up
2. Keep your emotions in check
3. Stay on your point
4. Use tons of creative/made up adjectives
5. Have fun!
6. Publish

And now for my rant on a very popular topic these days: The illuminati government.

So I have cone to the conclusion that the United States government is the illuminati. First, as i’ve pointed out before, illuminati backwards .net  goes to the NSA website itanimulli.net 

What is the illuminati? they are a “global elite” society that is either in control of the world or is seeking to take control of the world. they are a bunch of yeasty, demon befriending, beslubbering, gorbellied, loggerheaded, boil-brained pignuts. To think that they can control the world just sickens me. How can a group of paunchy, tickle-brained, beetle-headed maggots pies somehow take over a world full of people who aren’t going to fall for such fickle shenanigans .
Thank You

 

And there you have it people.

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